i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
Feminism isn’t about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength.
do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.